Guys, I discovered the Joker's former identity. Who he REALLY is!

This...is the REAL killing joke.

It was upon the looking upon the mirror, followed by a shock, then a perpetual laugh and a slamming down of the mirror, breaking it, that the former man turned into The Joker.

Well, after I was watching a video last night on MTV about some man in the mirror, it dawned on me bit by bit WHO the Joker was before he became the Joker!!

Okay, you know how the Joker is famous for being an agile guy whose former identity is totally unknown? And then in the first Batman movie, they gave him an identity of Jack Napier. Well they were wrong.

I know who the Joker REALLY used to be!!

He's the black, er...white sheep of a large family. He was abused as a child, with no interest in girls...which probably explains his abusive non-interest toward Harley Quinn...and would explain how he takes a beating from Batman and still comes back...it's because he's used to it by now.

But what he had going for himself was charisma...the ability to attract large amounts of people who can't think for themselves. This charisma later served him well as the Joker.

And his great agility came from his former dance career. What surprises me is that no one else figured out who he is.

Just look at him! Just look at his face...where have you seen it before? Recognize him now?

You see, he became the Joker through a stage-by-stage metamorphosis. And it was a creeeepy mutation!

In order for you to realize who he used to be, you have to unravel him bit by bit...until the clues finally paint the picture of his former identity.

First, his face...

His white skin color is REAL. Nolan got it wrong. Its not makeup! Plus he naturally developed black rings around his eyes from years of staring at pedophilic porn (or perhaps it's eyeliner?). He accepted his new look seconds after seeing himself in the mirror, as a certain song echoed in his head.

As for his seaweed green hair, that came about from his tinkering around with animals. He has several of them as pets. Most of them eat a lot of greens and then they throw their own green poop around their cages. The Joker never minded, and every time he entered any of those cages, particles of flying green poop stuck in his hair. Over the years it became permanently seeped into his follicles. Hence the seaweed green hair. But his former hair was black. Now, mentally picture him with black hair. And what do you see? Does he look familiar now?

No?

Next clue...

There's a reason why he killed Robin.

As part of his former obsession with young kids, he used to secretly dress up like Peter Pan. That is, until he was accused of child molestation. After which he was forbidden to dress up as Peter Pan ever again or allowed to play with young kids.

And so when he became Joker, he could not stand to see any kid dressed up even remotely like Peter Pan. So when he saw Robin, he had a fiercely envious and egotistical reaction that just set him off! So he killed Robin in a fit of jealous rage.

Afterwards, he scared every kid from ever wearing short pants again!

But....

Even tho he switched from Peter Pan garb to purple tailored suits, his wardrobe didn’t change entirely. He used to wear wide brimmed hats, looking like a smooth criminal.

As The Joker, he still does. But those hats are now purple...And now he really IS a smooth criminal!

Next clue...

He also used to stick a mask on a young girl that he accompanied to events. Even as the Joker, he still can't shake this old habit---because soon, he'll find a young playmate named Harleen Quinzel whom he'll stick a mask on and dress up like a black and red circus schoolgirl.

Recognize him now? No?

Next clue...

Another old habit of his was that he used to smack & grab his crotch...A LOT...which made it numb after many years. That’s why he didn’t feel pain when Rachel Dawes knee'd him in the groin.

Next clue...

Before he became the Joker he used to always, outta the blue, impulsively utter "WOO-hoo!...HEE-hee!...HOHHH!!!"...like an obsessive compulsive nut job. But once he became the Joker, that all turned into "Ha-ha, Ha-ha, HAAAAAHH!".

Sound familiar now? No?

Last clue......its in his name:

His original name slowly metamorphosized eventually into "The Joker"........ Before "Joker", he was known as "Mister J"..... And before that, it was simply "MJ"..... and "MJ" were the initials of _______ _______.

NOW do you know who Joker used to be?!?

(P.S. I wouldn't be surprised if he collects the bones of his dead victims. He used to collect the bones of once-alive people AND animals!)