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Dygoboy

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The Tittle says it all.

You have to rate the pick up line above and show your reaction if anybody you knew used it on you.

I'l go first.

I don’t really believe in love at first sight, until I saw you.

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#2  Edited By Mortein

4/10

Hi, I like you.

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4, but only because it's adorable

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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Dygoboy

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Ew.. 2/10

If I were a cat i’d spend all 9 lives with you!

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#5  Edited By Khael

7

You make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world ^_^

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6/10

Hehe people are trying all the traditional pick up line. You should start with something that can get the conversation rolling. Something like:

"Excuse me I am sorry to intrude; I've got a cousin's birthday coming up soon and I am a bit clueless to what I should gift her. She's about your age and I can see you've an amazing sense of fashion. I know this is a long shot, but would you be kind enough to help me?"

Try that to a girl you see on a shopping mall. In fact you can do that even to a group of girls. That will get a conversation started most of the time.

That's my advice for a pickup line =)

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Dygoboy

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10/10 for stating true facts..I will follow you just because of that..

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

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8/10

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

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6/10,

Drags chair to her, pops leg up in it,

"..got any Cap'n in ya?"

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11/10

"Hey, do you like tapes and CDs?"

"Yes?...."

"How about I tape my dick to your forehead so you can see dees nuts"

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Dygoboy

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10/10 for comedic value.

3/10 for getting laid. You're probably going to get slapped.

Are you a camera ? Because every time I look at you I smile.

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Eh. 6/10

If I were a pirate, you be my booty.

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Dygoboy

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clever..

8/10

Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

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6/10 soo cheesy, prolly get laughed at or have a disgusting face made at.

are you the human torch? because you are hot (for all comic fans)

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6/10

Got any glue remover? Because my mind is stuck on you.

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4/10

Hello, I couldn't help but notice just how attractive you are, Would you mind having safe consensual sex for the sake of entertainment with me? (This one has worked)

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10/10. Hey, it worked.

Are you a fan? Cuz I want you to blow me.

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4/10

Are you a traffic ticket? Because you are fine.

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3/10

Are you a Vine User? Cause i'm the Lord of Comicvine and you will be mine.

Pilasy:La Voix d'un homme

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NeroTheInferno

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0/10

Are you creepy? Because I'm calling the cops.

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0/10

Are you on the internet at now? Cause i'm the Lord of Comicvine and my body will attract your in no time.

Pilasy:La Voix d'un homme

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0/10

"Hey, yo! You wanna do this or what?"

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0/10

Are you a fan of Knights? Cause i'm the Lord of Comicvine and you will end in my bed.

Pilasy:La Voix d'un homme

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0/10.

Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.

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Dygoboy

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3/10
3/10

You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

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Low Self Esteem/10

Are you aware that Lords are still in power? Fact is, i'm the Lord of Comicvine and i have the royalties to make you scream :D

Pilasy:La Voix d'un homme

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0/10.

Can I punch you in the face.................. with my lips?

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Dygoboy

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5/10

When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

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NeroTheInferno

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As a pickup line 2/10 totally creepy.

As something sweet to say to someone who loves you, 8/10

I think I need a bandaid, because you are looking sharp.

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SupremeGeneration

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Eh. 6/10

Was your father a farmer? He raised some nice lemons.

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#32  Edited By judasnixon

My couch pulls out, but I don't.......

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Dygoboy

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#33  Edited By Dygoboy

5/10

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Hehhee some of these are hilarious to read.

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7

Are you a beaver, because DAAAAAAAAMN!

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Dygoboy

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8. Because it made me laugh..

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.

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#38  Edited By deactivated-5c901e667a76c  Moderator

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Did you fall out of a B-17, because you're the bomb!

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NeroTheInferno

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Are you Sandy Koufax? Because your curves are legendary.

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Do you wanna f**k, and go eat pizza?....(any number of suitable answers) What? You don't like pizza?

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He didn't rate the pick up lines above him, so...

Hi, can you show me where ..... is? This actually works every time if you're a girl :P

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#42  Edited By Noone301994

What about if you're an unattractive girl? I give it a 9/10 in the hopes that it becomes mainstream lol.

I own.

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#43  Edited By Khael

@noone301994: At least it works for me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

On Topic: 5

This also work most of the time:

Hey, do you have 5 box?

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#45  Edited By Dygoboy

Didn't get 4/10

We'll bang,Ok?

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10/100

Hey baby, How about i take you home and eat your sandwich.

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3/10

Theres a party in my pants and your invited

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3/10

Nobody rated mine, so reposting.

Are you Sandy Koufax? Because your curves are legendary.

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6/10
Damn girl you must be garbage cause I wanna take you out

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Neon_Leon

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0/10. I cringed reading that.

Flag on the play. Excessive beauty.